2.) pluck your eyebrows until it is too sting-ey or you get bored or your arm gets tired.
3.) gather up all the dirty laundry as if you are going to take it to the basement for a washing.
4.) make a cup of coffee in your french press.
5.) heat some milk in the microwave for this coffee so it doesn't make the coffee cold and so you feel fancy.
6.) sit in the leather chair and stare at your basket of dirty laundry.
7.) check your email.
8.) drink some coffee.
9.) take a picture of yourself drinking coffee and post it on facebook.
10.) read a blog.
11.) organize all of the markers in the art bin by color.
12.) write a blog post.
13.) read a little bit of a book.
14.) flip through the pottery barn catalog.
15.) see if anyone has posted on your facebook picture.
16.) realize you only plucked one eyebrow.
17.) scrounge through the refrigerator for something to eat.
18.) scrounge through the pantry.
19.) eat some dusty old christmas candy that is peppermint and dark chocolate (your two least favorite candy flavors).
20.) see if you have stuff to make cookies.
21.) eat a couple of tablespoons of brown sugar.
22.) take the damn laundry down to the basement.
23.) google your own name.
24.) google your address.
25.) toast a frozen waffle.
26.) do not even think about cleaning up in the kitchen. not enough wine in the world, baby girl.
27.) stand and stare out the back window at absolutely nothing for a full five minutes while you eat your waffle.
28.) have some real dinner when everyone gets home.
29.) build harry potter's "knight bus" in lego.
30.) eat the rest of the christmas candy.
31.) let the dogs out.
32.) watch the end of something forgettable on showtime.
31.) brush and floss.
you made it.
one more day sober.
